Uh-oh-Spaghetti-oh!
Poor little Flo! New species, not a new species, now not a Homo?! Life can be so cruel. But rest assured, Flo won’t be lonely, she can hang out with Pluto in the “we are no longer what scientists first claimed us to be” club. It’s very exclusive.
That’s right folks, in an article that will be printed in the Journal of Human Evolution have suggested that Floresiensis should not be classified as homo as evidence could suggest that her ancestors may have exited Africa before the evolution of the Homo genus.
Do you hear that? Yes that would be the multi-regionalists clapping their hands and squealing “hah ha!” *
And then of course Brown would say “And I would have gotten away with it too! If it wasn’t for you Teuku Jacob! And your little dog too!”**
But in all seriousness now, Flo has come a long way, from a member of the homo genus, to a diseased individual, then a relative of the australopithecines and now arguably a whole new genus.
As Brown concisely stated:
"What will come from this is either the redefining of the genus Homo or the argument that this species has so many unique characteristics and so many features shared with australopithecines that it probably belongs in its own genus,"
But what have we learned from this? Nothing is ever simple, static or unchanging.
And that Scooby Doo is secretly a multi-regionalist mole determined to fight the Out of Africa Model till the very end.***
*You know I right about this one
**I took a little creative liberty here, but I’m sure it carries the same sentiment
***It’s always the innocent ones you have to look out for
Someone would almost think that you were talking about a new aloholic drink. shame, the innicents ones would be the only one looking out for it.
ReplyDeleteAlso thought it was the 'quiet ones' were the ones you really had to look out for, they're dangerous like the elderly with their walking canes or the hells grannys.